LIFE IS HARD
Life is harder than ever. We are constantly stuck in traffic, bombarded by social media, represented by worthless elected officials. Busy busy busy. Most of the time, it isn't even worth getting out of bed in the morning.WE NEED KITTY BLOOD!
That's why we need the strength, quickness, agility, and pounce of a modern house cat. Vroom vroom!Look for everyday products featuring the label that says "Now with more Kitty Blood!" Here are some products:
- vitamins
- yoghurt
- orange juice
- kale smoothies
- tofu
- tofurkey
- soda
- liquor
- shampoo
- espresso
- mineral water
- shrimp cocktail
- sandwiches
- cat food
- and much much more!
